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Is anyone else getting death threats on facebook ?
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I recently heard that Heinz are to stop making tomato ketchup. From a very reliable source.
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I’m sick to death of people who don’t understand ‘irony’. For the last time, it means iron-like.
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My son said to me yesterday, “Dad, my mum reckons I get my intelligence from her, is that right?” I replied, “Well, it must be, I’ve still got mine.”
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The term ‘LOL’ can no longer be used as it is politically incorrect.
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My parents made a lot of sacrifices when I was growing up. They were Satanists.
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The BBC website reports that two police dogs have died. in the current heatwave. Our thoughts go out to the families of Cagney & Lacey at this sad time.
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Wanted: Security guard to work one night shift, every six months. Excellent pay Location: Antarctica Hours per shift: 4,032
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My son just got into Oxford University. I don’t know why everyone says it’s hard to get in, all he did was open the door.
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Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realise you’re wrong.
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The battery on my new iPhone 4S is just ter….
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Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #EE82EE…
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A policeman pulled me over last night. “Is this yours?” he asked. I said, “No, it belongs to the company I work for. I’m just using it out of work hours to help my brother move house.” “What’s on the back?” he asked. I said, “A fridge freezer, a washing machine and a double mattress.” […]
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I have just seen that joke that has managed to reach the homepage and quite frankly, I’m disgusted. Absolutely everything that is added by anybody on this website should always be a joke. Shouldn’t it?
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To earn some extra money this weekend I went stripping in a pub. I turned up wearing a cowboy hat, leather chaps and a sequined thong. I had a great time, although there was some funny looks from the other painters doing the refurbishment.
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