Category: science

One of the more famous time-travel related theories is called “The Grandfather Paradox”. What it basically means is: if you go back in time to a period when your grandfather is still very young, and you kill him, then you are supposed to vanish — because if your grandfather is dead, it means one of […]

Was Einsteins theory good? Relatively.

Every Olympic event should include one average person competing, for reference.

I was thrown out of college for cheating on my metaphysics exam. I looked within the soul of the boy sat next to me.

Stephen Hawking: Making science cool, one syllable at a time.

When it comes to fighting, my friends say I’m like quantum reality. I collapse as soon as someone looks at me

I was trying to post a joke about Neon. I couldn’t think of Ne…

What did the confused Magnesium Oxide say? OMg

I met my archaeologist wife on an online dating site. It’s called carbondating.com

Black Holes, proving that once you go black, you don’t go back!

Two bacteria walk into a bar. The barman says, “Get out, we don’t serve bacteria in this bar.” The bacteria replies, “It’s okay, we’re staph.”

A tachyon walks in to a bar. The barman says “We don’t serve tachyons in here.” The tachyon replies “You will tomorrow.”

I was in a shop buying ‘The Big Bang Theory’ box set earlier, when a bloke in a black top with a white collar pushed in front of me in the queue. I went mental and smashed his head in with the DVD’s. As he lay bleeding and moaning on the floor I said to […]

A friend of mine told me that there’s no such thing as gravity. I’m not falling for that one.

A star walks into a black hole, but doesn’t seem phased, so the black hole turns to the star and says, Sir, I don’t think you understand the gravity of the situation.