Category: computers/technology

Dyslexia cost me my job in IT. Turns out my boss wanted me to unzip his ‘files’.

An Apple store was broken into and 10,000 worth of merchandise was stolen. The police are confident they can recover both computers.

I’ve just upgraded to Sky HD. I’m impressed. The phrase ‘No satellite signal is being received’ has never been so colourful and clear.

I run a Linux based operating system. That means I get laid as often as I have to reboot my computer.

Having just released the iPad in the UK, Apple have announced the future release of the iPad nano: an iPad that will fit in your pocket and complete with a phone function.

What do you get when you cross an encyclopaedia with a homeless person? A personal appeal from Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales

When Apple update the software on one of their products do they call it an iPatch?

Sarah, I don’t write on your Facebook wall so you can comment on it. I write on your wall so you will write back on mine and make me seem more popular. Work with me here. Mark

My wife has an iPhone, my daughter has an iPod, my son has an iPad, and me?………….. iPaid.

Just bought CoD: North Korean Edition Even when I lose, it still says I won.

Microsoft’s new Windows advert talks about life without walls… Surely life without walls is a Window’s worst nightmare.

My mate turned to me and said “-I feel empty and uninteresting, as if I have nothing to contribute to the world. I dont know what to do..” “Update your facebook status!” I suggested.

Got myself a smartphone last week, it’s brilliant. It turns itself off when the wife rings.

I don’t like jokes about pointlessly small memory sticks one bit.

The toughest thing about getting a new phone is teaching it all my swear words.