Category: social networks

A Facebook status is like a marriage, you hope yours will do well but when it doesn’t you get rid of it

My wife just sent me a message on facebook saying I was two-faced. I was so annoyed, I give her a right earful, then logged into my other account and backed myself up.

Sickipedia – The only place where your crimes against humanity are outweighed by your comic ability.

Be very careful meeting people on facebook, I thought I was meeting a 14 yr old girl I had groomed. It turned out to be a 45 yr old man…. …. I strangled him anyway

Facebook’s just a waste of paper

I have sickipedia and facebook next to each other on my favourites and sometimes get them a bit mixed up. Now i have no friends and a warrant out for my arrest.

I like to think I’m the best at wasting paper by quite a large margin.

Do you ever get tempted to write ‘Ahh fat booth, I love that app’ every time a fat girl uploads a new profile pic?!

I went on a Haitian’s Facebook. His family pictures were underneath his wall.

Is it just me or is everyone else finding the “ban sickipedia” page on facebook incredibly funny?

My American friend, Karissa just posted this as her status on Facebook: “KARISSA had a great afternoon with the girls, Krystal and Kayla!” I couldn’t help but wonder if the three of them spent the afternoon burning blacks and jews.

“Ginger powers activate!” “You have lost all friends on Facebook.”

Facebook users are roaming the streets in tears, shoving photos of themselves in people’s faces and screaming ‘DO YOU LIKE THIS? DO YOU?’

Girl’s facebook pictures. Giving us the floor plans to every toilet in every nightclub in the country.

My therapist thinks my problems are down to the fact I spend too much time online. At least thats what he wrote on my wall.