Category: communication

“100 million Facebook users’ data published” I don’t see what the fuss is about; if you go on sickipedia you can read their facebook status’ first hand.

Difference between Chris Moyles and his listeners? His listeners eventually grow up.

I keep getting these annoying texts. You know the ones where they keep sending more and more of them. I finally had enough today and sent STOP to the offending number. Didn’t work though; just got a reply saying something about missing our wedding day.

My wife left the computer for a few seconds and came back in accusing me of tampering with her emails! I quickly changed the subject.

What’s all this fuss about 3D TV all of a sudden? My TV’s always been 3-dimensional.

If you count vocals everyone can play an instrument because everyone can hum and talk. Well in that case Stephen Hawking can play keyboard.

A young lady went to a local psychic. “Who would you like to contact, my dear?” The psychic asked. “My mother,” she replied. “Wait there, I think I’m getting something. Yes, yes, she’s here – your mother’s spirit is here.” “Really?” “Yes, it’s your mother, she’s here.” “Mother, is it really you?” “Your mother says, […]

Girl- How much do you love me? Guy- Well, look at the stars and count them. That’s how much I love you. Girl- but, its morning. Guy- Exactly.

I hate getting my social networking sites mixed up, Just last week i was telling my family to come on MyFace..

Thank God for public phone boxes as I still use them. They’re the only places I can talk in private on my mobile these days.

My wife said “You’re not making any sense”. I replied “Fourteen and a bit on the top”.

‘Talk is cheap’, people say. But not the same people who are on ‘Vodafone’.

I tried texting with gloves and I just couldn’t do it so I went back to texting with a phone.

LG smart phones…for those who can’t afford iPhones… Or a BlackBerry… Or a Nokia… Or an Ericsson… Or 2 cups and a piece of string.

A friend of mine said she was going to spend the day “Just lolling around the house” I couldn’t see what she found so funny.