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Did you know that the mobile phone is the only thing in the world which blokes argue over who’s got the smallest?
Continue ReadingDid you know that the mobile phone is the only thing in the world which blokes argue over who’s got the smallest?
Continue ReadingProbably the single and most frustrating thing about social media websites like twitter, is the fact that you only get 140 characters to us
Continue ReadingI bought at Enigma machine off eBay last week. I’m still trying to work the instructions out.
Continue ReadingLife is too short to make mstakes
Continue ReadingMy idea for a perfect pint was a cool Fosters on the beach in Jamaica with Bob Marley. For some reason carling said I didn’t win.
Continue ReadingWhen someone asks you for account details on the phone, “200 years old, sharp teeth, hates wooden stakes” is an unacceptable answer.
Continue ReadingI met this really cute girl I thought was way out my league last week in a club. I thinks she was a bit drunk but it seemed to help and I got her phone number! Now she texts me all the time: ‘pls stop texting me’ ‘i dnt want u fllwing me agen’ ‘wht […]
Continue ReadingI personally find the facebook ‘poke’ feature to be too informal and patiently await the introduction of the ‘molest’ option….
Continue ReadingI was accused of being an immature coward today. “I know you are, but what am I?” I whispered, as I walked away.
Continue ReadingFacebook is down. What im I going to do with my life?
Continue ReadingBank security checks are pretty pointless if you’re talking to an Indian customer. “Can I take your mother’s maiden name please Mr Patel?” “Yeah. It’s Patel.”
Continue Reading“Thank you for calling the Freedom of Speech hotline where we believe that it is every persons right to voice their opinions without fear of recrimination”. “Calls may be monitored”.
Continue ReadingThe bank just rang me with regards to my new current account. I must admit, I wasn’t very impressed with what I heard. A Paki’s voice.
Continue ReadingWhat did 1 BlackBerry user say to the other Blackberry user? Nothing!
Continue ReadingThe wife said “I just can’t get through to you, it’s like were on different wavelengths!”…. “You daft cow.” I replied “your walkie talkie is on the wrong frequency!”
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