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My wife makes a nice sand …

December 5qjoq.comLeave a Comment on My wife makes a nice sand …

My wife makes a nice sandwich. Next I think I’ll eat the mother-in-law.

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Baby food tastes nothing …

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Baby food tastes nothing like baby…

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Hear about the vegetarian …

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Hear about the vegetarian cannibal? He only eats swedes

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Two cannibals are talking …

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Two cannibals are talking. – I don’t like my mother-in-law… – That’s fine, mate, just eat the chips then.

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I accidentally ran over a …

November 1qjoq.comLeave a Comment on I accidentally ran over a …

I accidentally ran over a baby the other day. Which means legally, I can take it home for lunch.

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My Nan made a lovely dinn …

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My Nan made a lovely dinner today with just cauliflower, peas and gravy. Not only healthy, but she tasted delicious.

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Cannibals must love finge …

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Cannibals must love finger food.

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A friend has just come of …

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A friend has just come off holiday but he’s lost an arm. He said that he’ll never be going Self Catering ever again…….

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My wife asked me if I tho …

August 27qjoq.comLeave a Comment on My wife asked me if I tho …

My wife asked me if I thought we should have another baby. I said, “Slow down there love, the legs are still in the freezer. Let us finish this one first.”

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USA and Britain have fina …

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USA and Britain have finally apologised for their part in the slave trade in the 18th and 19th centuries, and so they should. But in the spirit of going forward, shouldn’t certain African tribes apologise for cooking vicars in enormous metal cauldrons and stealing their top hats?

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As soon as I walked into …

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As soon as I walked into the cannibals dinner party, someone gave me handshake. It was delicious.

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Nothing beats the taste o …

June 1qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Nothing beats the taste o …

Nothing beats the taste of freshly baked cakes in the oven

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I turned up late to my ca …

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I turned up late to my cannibal convention They gave me the cold shoulder

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Dilemma: An older mature …

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Dilemma: An older mature woman or younger foxy girl? Clearly the latter. After all, Happy Meals are cheaper than Chardonnay.

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Cannibals – there’s a goo …

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Cannibals – there’s a good person in all of them.

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