Is cease fire just the Am …
Is cease fire just the American word for reloading?
Continue ReadingIs cease fire just the American word for reloading?
Continue ReadingMy wife is busy cooking and I can’t wait. I’d say another hour or so before she’s tender.I’m starving.
Continue ReadingWhen can cannibals leave the table? When everyone’s eaten.
Continue ReadingCannibalism means every fight is a food fight.
Continue ReadingI’ve just had a urine test. Someone just phoned me up and said “You in?”
Continue ReadingI find it surprising there’s all this uproar about eating a couple of genetically mutilated cows and how dangerous and morally wrong it is. Come on, even if I had to do most of the work, a night with 2 slags from Norfolk can’t be that bad?
Continue ReadingI just got the new ginger version of Facebook today. It’s exactly the same but it removes all the friends options.
Continue ReadingI think I’ve had enough of my girlfriend. At least there is enough left for sandwiches tomorrow.
Continue ReadingIf I ever met a cannibal, I’d give him a piece of my mind
Continue ReadingI love working in the abortion clinic. I’ve not had to go out and buy food for 6 months now.
Continue ReadingTwo cannibals come across a missionary in the jungle. After killing the man, they decide to split the body evenly. “Look,” said one cannibal. “I’ll start at the head, and you start at the feet, and we’ll meet in the middle.” So the two begin to devour the man’s body. After a short while, the […]
Continue ReadingI’m the only guy I know who prefers big fat girls. But then again, I’m also the only cannibal I know.
Continue ReadingWhat’s the difference between potatoes and people? I don’t eat the eyes of a potato.
Continue ReadingWhat do Mexican Cannibals like to eat? Refried Beings.
Continue Reading“You are what you eat” should only apply to cannibals.
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