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In the land of the blind …

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In the land of the blind the one-eyed man is king. Or is it just the one who claims to have one eye?

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Whenever I split up from …

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Whenever I split up from a woman I think, “I’ll always have my memories”. And by memories I mean naked photographs of them.

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If my kid is screaming in …

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If my kid is screaming in the bedroom, but I’m in the pub does it make a noise? Gerry McCann? It’s good to see you’ve not let things affect your day to day activities!

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So, I was talking to 17th …

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So, I was talking to 17th century French philosopher Rene Descartes the other day and I said “Rene, I think that your Cartesian Geometry is irrevelevant to everyday life.” He started to reply “Well, I don’t think…” But then he vanished.

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I used to be scared about …

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I used to be scared about digging for coal but now I have bigger phobias. So that’s just a miner one.

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Apparently when a profess …

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Apparently when a professor asks you what came first, the chicken or the egg, suggesting ‘IVF treatment’ is neither clever nor funny.

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What’s the difference bet …

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What’s the difference between philosophers and great minds? Philosophers like a think.

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Good old British mentalit …

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Good old British mentality ‘If it doesnt work – Hit it ‘ Im a Childless Widow now

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Give an homeless man a ma …

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Give an homeless man a matchstick, and he can make bonfire and stay warm for a day. Throw him into the fire, and he stays warm for the rest of his life.

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The pen is mightier than …

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The pen is mightier than the sword. And considerably easier to write with.

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If a tree falls in the wo …

February 17qjoq.comLeave a Comment on If a tree falls in the wo …

If a tree falls in the wood and no-one is there to hear it, is it funny if it falls on a deaf person?

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what is up with all the g …

January 21qjoq.comLeave a Comment on what is up with all the g …

what is up with all the ginger jokes on Sickipedia? God already hates them, you don’t have to make it worse.

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Everybody’s on death row, …

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Everybody’s on death row, some just get to enjoy it more than others.

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Why has no one invented b …

January 2qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Why has no one invented b …

Why has no one invented bubble wrap where the bubbles are filled with helium so that your packages are lighter and thus cheaper to post?

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I shouldn’t question ever …

January 1qjoq.comLeave a Comment on I shouldn’t question ever …

I shouldn’t question everything… should I?

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