Category: circus

Before my father died he worked in a circus as a stilt walker… I used to look up to him…

Panorama; advertising pirate bay and vuze… its like the police giving out free drugs

It was such a shame to hear that the human cannonball that lost his life the other day. His career was just taking off.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit it in the face with an axe.

A drunk clown walks into a shop next to a bar. The shopkeeper says ‘This Jokes gone one step too far’

The midget human cannonball missed his target killing the bearded lady in the process. It was a freak accident.

I have just been offered a job as a clown. My boss told me the other guy was good. Seems to me I’ll have some big shoes to fill.

BBC News: “Cameron to work with soleil stars”. Makes sense, the clown joining the acrobats, completes the circus act.

I got an email from a circus the other day but I couldn’t open the attachment. Apparently it had been created with a dopey acrobat.

Just mugged a couple of clowns outside the circus. I told them not to try anything stupid.

The phrase: “act your age, not your shoe size” is severely negated by the actions of clowns.

A clown tried to start a fight with me earlier today. I said: “Listen mate, you don’t want to fight me. I’ll make you look silly.”

My daughter has been going out with a clown for 25 years now. I don’t think she will ever have a serious relationship.

My wife was a great sword-swallower in the circus when we met. Not my choice, but her amazing talent soon became neglected shortly after our wedding.

What’s a circus master’s favourite type of cigarette? A roll-up.