Before my father died he …
Before my father died he worked in a circus as a stilt walker… I used to look up to him…
Continue ReadingBefore my father died he worked in a circus as a stilt walker… I used to look up to him…
Continue ReadingPanorama; advertising pirate bay and vuze… its like the police giving out free drugs
Continue ReadingIt was such a shame to hear that the human cannonball that lost his life the other day. His career was just taking off.
Continue ReadingHow do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit it in the face with an axe.
Continue ReadingA drunk clown walks into a shop next to a bar. The shopkeeper says ‘This Jokes gone one step too far’
Continue ReadingThe midget human cannonball missed his target killing the bearded lady in the process. It was a freak accident.
Continue ReadingI have just been offered a job as a clown. My boss told me the other guy was good. Seems to me I’ll have some big shoes to fill.
Continue ReadingBBC News: “Cameron to work with soleil stars”. Makes sense, the clown joining the acrobats, completes the circus act.
Continue ReadingI got an email from a circus the other day but I couldn’t open the attachment. Apparently it had been created with a dopey acrobat.
Continue ReadingJust mugged a couple of clowns outside the circus. I told them not to try anything stupid.
Continue ReadingThe phrase: “act your age, not your shoe size” is severely negated by the actions of clowns.
Continue ReadingA clown tried to start a fight with me earlier today. I said: “Listen mate, you don’t want to fight me. I’ll make you look silly.”
Continue ReadingMy daughter has been going out with a clown for 25 years now. I don’t think she will ever have a serious relationship.
Continue ReadingMy wife was a great sword-swallower in the circus when we met. Not my choice, but her amazing talent soon became neglected shortly after our wedding.
Continue ReadingWhat’s a circus master’s favourite type of cigarette? A roll-up.
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