Category: psychology

The first rule of reverse psychology club is don’t not talk about reverse psychology club

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies is the main reason why I have trust issues

I dont remember forgetting things.

I asked my therapist never to tell anyone about my Oedipus complex. He said ‘sure, mum’s the word’.

I’ve recently been reading a book on reverse psychology , or have I?

My mate is a terrible psychiatrist. When his first patient walked in he said, “Lie down and tell me about your phobia of couches”

One of my friends recently joined a study which focuses on the long term psychological effects of a hostile environment. Apparently, it’s really good and he plans on signing me up for marriage counselling too.

Sigmund Freuds ‘Oedipus complex’. Not so much a theory as an admission of guilt.

A man goes to the psychiatrist. “Doctor, I’ve got a problem. I can look into future.” “Since when you deal with this problem?” “Since next Wednesday.”

My wife finally announced this morning that we were splitting up- she just couldn’t handle my precognition any longer.. So I left last night.

I think i’m an expert in reverse psychology, but you don’t have to agree.

When Sigmund’s mirror broke, Jung took pleasure in seeing a shard in Freud.

Y G O L O H C Y S P: Reverse psychology

The monster broke through the surface of Loch Ness, looked around at the deserted countryside and thought “There’s definitely something alive out there.”

Little Johnny has just returned from a psychological examination. “Well, Johnny,” says his mother, “what did the psychologist say?” “He said I had an Oedipus Complex,” says Johnny. “Just you forget that Oedipus rubbish!” says his mother. “The main thing is you love your mummy.”