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The first rule of reverse …

December 20 qjoq.comLeave a Comment on The first rule of reverse …

The first rule of reverse psychology club is don’t not talk about reverse psychology club

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Raisin cookies that look …

November 11 qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Raisin cookies that look …

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies is the main reason why I have trust issues

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I dont remember forgettin …

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I dont remember forgetting things.

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I asked my therapist neve …

April 21 qjoq.comLeave a Comment on I asked my therapist neve …

I asked my therapist never to tell anyone about my Oedipus complex. He said ‘sure, mum’s the word’.

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I’ve recently been readin …

August 17 qjoq.comLeave a Comment on I’ve recently been readin …

I’ve recently been reading a book on reverse psychology , or have I?

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My mate is a terrible psy …

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My mate is a terrible psychiatrist. When his first patient walked in he said, “Lie down and tell me about your phobia of couches”

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One of my friends recentl …

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One of my friends recently joined a study which focuses on the long term psychological effects of a hostile environment. Apparently, it’s really good and he plans on signing me up for marriage counselling too.

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Sigmund Freuds ‘Oedipus c …

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Sigmund Freuds ‘Oedipus complex’. Not so much a theory as an admission of guilt.

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A man goes to the psychia …

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A man goes to the psychiatrist. “Doctor, I’ve got a problem. I can look into future.” “Since when you deal with this problem?” “Since next Wednesday.”

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My wife finally announced …

July 22 qjoq.comLeave a Comment on My wife finally announced …

My wife finally announced this morning that we were splitting up- she just couldn’t handle my precognition any longer.. So I left last night.

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I think i’m an expert in …

March 27 qjoq.comLeave a Comment on I think i’m an expert in …

I think i’m an expert in reverse psychology, but you don’t have to agree.

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When Sigmund’s mirror bro …

March 16 qjoq.comLeave a Comment on When Sigmund’s mirror bro …

When Sigmund’s mirror broke, Jung took pleasure in seeing a shard in Freud.

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Y G O L O H C Y S P: Reve …

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Y G O L O H C Y S P: Reverse psychology

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The monster broke through …

November 18 qjoq.comLeave a Comment on The monster broke through …

The monster broke through the surface of Loch Ness, looked around at the deserted countryside and thought “There’s definitely something alive out there.”

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Little Johnny has just re …

November 16 qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Little Johnny has just re …

Little Johnny has just returned from a psychological examination. “Well, Johnny,” says his mother, “what did the psychologist say?” “He said I had an Oedipus Complex,” says Johnny. “Just you forget that Oedipus rubbish!” says his mother. “The main thing is you love your mummy.”

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