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What were King Harold’s l …

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What were King Harold’s last words? “I spy with my little eye something beginning with A”

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My grandad used to say “I …

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My grandad used to say “If it wasn’t for me you’d all be speaking German.” Well it’s not like German people are speaking English.

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I’ve always wondered why …

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I’ve always wondered why Vietnam needs so many vets and why they all live in the US?

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Jews really need to stop …

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Jews really need to stop complaining about the holocaust and look on the bright side Think of how much money they saved by only needing one way train tickets

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‘Silence is a woman’s glo …

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‘Silence is a woman’s glory’ Aristotle. A man ahead of the times

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Which country was once ru …

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Which country was once run by napkins? The Serviette Union.

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I’ve just got back from a …

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I’ve just got back from a history exhibition at the Albert Hall, I found the whole thing a total disappointment… Hitlers ball was nowhere to be seen.

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What’s the difference bet …

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What’s the difference between Call of Duty and the Holocaust? In Call of Duty, camping keeps you alive.

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There is nothing more ted …

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There is nothing more tedious than having to listen to someone telling you what they dreamed of last night. Martin Luther King found that out the hard way.

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Britain, Post-War, 1946. …

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Britain, Post-War, 1946. Letters and mailbags thrown left, right and centre for several weeks.

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I’ve just invented a time …

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I’ve just invented a time machine and I’m using it to steal money from everybody in the past. It’s part of my campaign to make history poverty.

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Does anyone else think th …

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Does anyone else think that Hitler would have still been keen to create a blonde haired blue eyed master race had he seen John and Edward on the X factor ? Me neither.

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After failing to get my d …

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After failing to get my degree in history, I’ve decided to move to the US and try again over there. That should cut the amount I need to learn by at least 80%.

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Experts are worried that …

May 10 qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Experts are worried that …

Experts are worried that Pompeii is falling down due to neglect. Pompeii, a 2,000 year old city that was destroyed by a volcano.

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Imagine how frightened th …

May 9 qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Imagine how frightened th …

Imagine how frightened those boys on the Normandy Invasion must’ve been, and they died bravely fighting off an American & British invasion.

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