Category: history

What were King Harold’s last words? “I spy with my little eye something beginning with A”

My grandad used to say “If it wasn’t for me you’d all be speaking German.” Well it’s not like German people are speaking English.

I’ve always wondered why Vietnam needs so many vets and why they all live in the US?

Jews really need to stop complaining about the holocaust and look on the bright side Think of how much money they saved by only needing one way train tickets

‘Silence is a woman’s glory’ Aristotle. A man ahead of the times

Which country was once run by napkins? The Serviette Union.

I’ve just got back from a history exhibition at the Albert Hall, I found the whole thing a total disappointment… Hitlers ball was nowhere to be seen.

What’s the difference between Call of Duty and the Holocaust? In Call of Duty, camping keeps you alive.

There is nothing more tedious than having to listen to someone telling you what they dreamed of last night. Martin Luther King found that out the hard way.

Britain, Post-War, 1946. Letters and mailbags thrown left, right and centre for several weeks.

I’ve just invented a time machine and I’m using it to steal money from everybody in the past. It’s part of my campaign to make history poverty.

Does anyone else think that Hitler would have still been keen to create a blonde haired blue eyed master race had he seen John and Edward on the X factor ? Me neither.

After failing to get my degree in history, I’ve decided to move to the US and try again over there. That should cut the amount I need to learn by at least 80%.

Experts are worried that Pompeii is falling down due to neglect. Pompeii, a 2,000 year old city that was destroyed by a volcano.

Imagine how frightened those boys on the Normandy Invasion must’ve been, and they died bravely fighting off an American & British invasion.