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Man goes into library & a …

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Man goes into library & asks if they have any books on numbers. The librarian says, “One or two”

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A man walks into a librar …

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on how to be rude to customers. The librarian says, “Kindly eff off, Sir, I’m only halfway through the first chapter myself.”

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A man walks into a librar …

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on sarcasm. The librarian says; “Yeah, ’cause you’re gonna bring it back, aren’t you?”

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A American goes into a li …

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A American goes into a library and says, “I…” The librarian interrupts and says, “Sorry, the McDonald’s is round the corner.”

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A man walks into a bar an …

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a book on how to tell jokes properly

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my friend was on eBay loo …

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my friend was on eBay looking for a book on suicide, you just can’t get them anywere anymore

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Bloke walks into a librar …

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Bloke walks into a library. “How’s business”, he asks. “You wouldn’t believe it”, says the librarian

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A man walks into a librar …

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A man walks into a library, which is a quite an achievement considering the government closures.

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I’m a librarian with tour …

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I’m a librarian with tourettes syndrome. My life’s a joke.

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Man walks into a library …

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Man walks into a library and asks for a book on ice-cream. Librarian says, “Which one? We’ve got hundreds and thousands.”

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Is it just me, or does th …

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Is it just me, or does the library have an unnecessarily rude librarian working there?

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A man walks into a librar …

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book. He encounters no problems from the librarian and takes the book home… Carlsberg don’t do sickipedia library jokes

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Memo Books on suicide are …

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Memo Books on suicide are currently unavailable at this time, sorry for any inconvenience. Thanks, Bridgend Public Library

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A Sickipedian walks into …

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A Sickipedian walks into a library and asks if there are any books on original joke telling, “Yes” the librarian responds, “But they’ve never been taken out before.”

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A man walks into a librar …

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on rude insults. The librarian says ‘I’m sorry, I left it at your mother’s house’.

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