Category: library

Man goes into library & asks if they have any books on numbers. The librarian says, “One or two”

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on how to be rude to customers. The librarian says, “Kindly eff off, Sir, I’m only halfway through the first chapter myself.”

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on sarcasm. The librarian says; “Yeah, ’cause you’re gonna bring it back, aren’t you?”

A American goes into a library and says, “I…” The librarian interrupts and says, “Sorry, the McDonald’s is round the corner.”

A man walks into a bar and asks for a book on how to tell jokes properly

my friend was on eBay looking for a book on suicide, you just can’t get them anywere anymore

Bloke walks into a library. “How’s business”, he asks. “You wouldn’t believe it”, says the librarian

A man walks into a library, which is a quite an achievement considering the government closures.

I’m a librarian with tourettes syndrome. My life’s a joke.

Man walks into a library and asks for a book on ice-cream. Librarian says, “Which one? We’ve got hundreds and thousands.”

Is it just me, or does the library have an unnecessarily rude librarian working there?

A man walks into a library and asks for a book. He encounters no problems from the librarian and takes the book home… Carlsberg don’t do sickipedia library jokes

Memo Books on suicide are currently unavailable at this time, sorry for any inconvenience. Thanks, Bridgend Public Library

A Sickipedian walks into a library and asks if there are any books on original joke telling, “Yes” the librarian responds, “But they’ve never been taken out before.”

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on rude insults. The librarian says ‘I’m sorry, I left it at your mother’s house’.