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Reduce your carbon footpr …

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Reduce your carbon footprint.. take bigger steps.

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Generally speaking, peopl …

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Generally speaking, people named Aaron have really lazy parents.

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Theres something not righ …

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Theres something not right about that stroke patient

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I’ve got a new blank ches …

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I’ve got a new blank chess board. Check it out.

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Nothing measures up to my …

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Nothing measures up to my ruler.

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I went to the doctors abo …

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I went to the doctors about an almond I have growing between my nipples. He said ” ahhh that old chest nut “.

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When I heard that 160 Ind …

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When I heard that 160 Indians had died in a crash I was surprised it was an aeroplane and not a Nissan Almera

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Knowing the facts takes a …

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Knowing the facts takes all the fun out of making decisions.

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The future: like the past …

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The future: like the past, except you die in it.

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I Gotta Feeling… and if …

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I Gotta Feeling… and if that feeling has anything to do with Fergies’ outfit then it’s arousal.

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My boss told me that if I …

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My boss told me that if I keep coming into work late, I’m going to be looking at Dismissal. I’m just wondering how Starbucks acquired a WMD.

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I failed my chair exam. I …

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I failed my chair exam. I have to resit.

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I’ve come up with more ir …

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I’ve come up with more irrelevant similes than a cat on a hot tin roof.

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Roman Polanski & Pope Ben …

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Roman Polanski & Pope Benedict XVI set to co-star in “Grumpy Old Rapists.”

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Never ask a black barman …

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Never ask a black barman for a shot.

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