Category: magic

Penn and Teller are like a married couple. Only one of them gets to talk.

I have no super powers. The only thing close to a super power I have is that i’m invisible to bartenders.

And now, ladies and gentlemen, I will attempt to age before your very eyes. This is a complex trick and not easy to accomplish. In fact, it may take some time.

A wizard turns into a bar.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. Unfortunately the library was all out, so the librarian just offered him Twilight.

An amateur magician accidentally turns his wife into a settee and his two kids into armchairs. He starts to panic. He tries every trick in book but none work so, in desperation, he decides to take them to hospital. Once at casualty, the magician spends a sleepless night while the medical staff run numerous tests […]

so, Harry Potter. a teenager that likes all things magic and mystical who grasps his wand all day. yeah there’s a new concept Rowling, here in the real world we call them ‘virgins’ – virgins who play World Of Warcraft.

I wish I hadn’t arrested a magician last night. The trouble started when I asked him to empty his pockets.

What do you call it when a race of people magically disappears? Geniecide.

Was watching ‘Dynamo, Magician Impossible’ the other day. Must say I found what I was watching to be astonishing, and beyond belief. I mean, he says he’s from Bradford and he isn’t a Paki. Who’s going to believe that?

Alcohol has magical powers. It can turn a settee into a bed.

”Hey Harry, that looks magical”, said Ron. ”It isn’t Harry”.

Black magic sacrifices They really get my goat

This latest David Blaine disappearing trick is awesome. Does anyone know when he’s going to reappear? It must be like three years now?

While driving I had an accident with a magician. It wasn’t my fault – he came out of nowhere.