I can’t be the only one t …
I can’t be the only one that is going to drive my car at 88 mph at 01:59.59 this morning.
Continue ReadingI can’t be the only one that is going to drive my car at 88 mph at 01:59.59 this morning.
Continue ReadingI stayed up late last night – did anyone else get that Deja Vu / Groundhog Day feeling halfway through the night?
Continue ReadingDon’t forget that the clocks go forward continuously.
Continue ReadingWhen a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
Continue ReadingIt’s 1:05am. Only 5 minutes ago until the clocks go back.
Continue ReadingI’m good at polishing my watch. It’s my time to shine
Continue ReadingI was recently asked to name a couple of time periods, to which I answered “present and future”. The rest is history.
Continue ReadingI was just reminiscing with my mates about when we all went to the clock museum. Good times!
Continue ReadingThat’s what happens when you mess with time travel, Dr Emmit Brown on the guitar at the closing ceremony at the 2012 olympics
Continue ReadingI was having dinner with MC Hammer and Chico last night when I asked if anyone had the time. It was absolute carnage.
Continue ReadingMy mate text me yesterday telling to meet him at half six. Well I turned up at three and he was three and a half hours late.
Continue ReadingI love working on Sunday when the clocks go forward. It means an extra hour in bed and a cast iron excuse for being two hours late.
Continue ReadingI’ve invented a time machine that automatically brings you back to the exact moment you left. I’ll just try it again to make sure. Yep, it works.
Continue ReadingIf time is money, then aren’t all ATMs time machines?
Continue ReadingI’m really into those oversized watches. Big time.
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