Category: definitions

A book containing the meaning of 800,000 words has been completed by students and professors at a university in Glasgow. They stopped after one of them found out the meaning of the word “pointless”.

Phonezheimer’s – The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting who you were calling just as they answer.

I was watching this video where these black blokes were using a park to work out, ..it brought a new meaning to “monkey bars”.

Algorithm (n) – a vice president’s funky dance moves.

Explain (n) – a former flying vehicle.

My wife said I’m, “awfully pedantic” the other day. “The ‘awfully’ part isn’t really necessary”, I said.

What’s the definition of strain? Bite marks on the toilet door…

Are tops of Mountains called ‘The Summit’ because no-one could think of a name for them ?

I’m having difficulty finding motivation… but it must be in this dictionary somewhere.

The reason i go on Facebook. Maximum Respect for the British Army… Many who like Cadbury Creme Egg like this. Enough said.

We’re not racist, we’re ethno-differentialist.

Trigonometry: it’s hyp to b squared.

I don’t trust dictionaries. Nothing should have the power to define it’s own existence.

Potent: A shelter for the smallest teletubby.

Powernap (n) – when you fall asleep on someone who is weaker than you.