Category: dinosaurs

If the tongue is the strongest muscle, How come I can never get that bit of Wotsit out of my back tooth?

Was watching Take Me Out earlier when a young black man who went by the name of ‘Silky’ stole the hearts of all the women. And their purses.

Fossils- the only thing they tell us is that dinosaurs lived underground.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotapus

What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur? Extinct

How Did The Dinosaurs Die? Well, after they ate everything on Earth, they dug deep into the ground to search for food. Sadly, they became trapped in their own holes, which is why their skeletons are found underground today.

My cat died of a stroke this morning, il have to be more gentle next time.

My parents tried to put me off becoming an archaeologist. They said there was no future in it.

T-Rex, the Jeremy Beadle of the dinosaur world.

Evolution is at work the whole time, creating new and complex eco systems, everyone a microcosm of the universe, forever changing forever developing. Thats why i can’t clean my room!

y do peepl who watch x fctr typ lke dis?

A drunk girl accused me of being a “Prehistoric dinosaur” So I Raptor

And on the seventh day, God said “EEK, DINOSAURS!” and bombarded the Earth with meteors.

What did T-Rex’s do if they were happy and knew it?

I don’t understand why scientists say that the dinosaurs died because a meteor hit the earth. Everyone knows it’s because Noah couldn’t fit them on the arc.