Category: calendar

Why was I getting such angry looks at taking some pictures at Brittany Murphys wake? I think this 2010 calendar is going to look her hottest yet.

Its MayDay today, apparently you are meant to rub your face in the morning dew. I only know a Muslim, does that count ?

Every time I write the date today I’m scared I’ll accidentally design a computer program.

Forgot about 10/10/10 10:10:10.. Well there’s always next time.

The Calendar: Only for the week minded

First it was Black Friday, then came Kwanzaa and then Black History Month. If we’re not careful, they’ll steal the entire calendar!

1000 places to see before you die 2013 – daily picture calendar Now I’m no mathematician but…

I can’t believe I got sacked from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

Hollister Sale – Socks; Was: 9.99 Now: 9.98

I’ve just bought a Monsters Inc. advent calender. Every time you open a door it’s a different child’s bedroom.

I was driving the other day, when I saw a milkmaid in the street. So I decided to Flora.

I just opened the door to the most beautiful angel that I have ever seen. She was dressed in silk and she let me lick her all over. Shame it was the last door on my advent calendar.

And don’t get the Jim Morrison Advent Calendar either. The Doors keep breaking on through to the other side.

I got sacked from my job for complaining that all the calendars are a year behind for the third year running. Apparently, I wasn’t intelligent enough to work at the Calendar Recycling Factory.

I’m so awesome and I have lots of friends!! Just kidding, April Fools! Sigh…