Category: camping

My mate just spent an hour and a half sat in one spot desperately trying to put up a tent. Camping noob.

After we all finished our main meal I asked the party if they’d like Baby Jellies? One young lady laughed ‘they’re Jelly Babies!’ Confusion was soon lifted when I brought out the dessert

I promised my romantic girlfriend the other day that I would stay up with until we see the sun rise in the British countryside. A week later I’m starting to fall asleep.

I think we should get some polar bears to help with the evictions at Dale Farm, I heard that they’re pretty good at clearing out campsites.

I despise bears so imagine my horror when out camping in the wilds, I ran into one. Knowing it was me or him, I didn’t give him time to think and blasted him three times in the head with my hunting rifle. Even though I had escaped this time, my ordeal got a whole lot […]