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My mate just spent an hou …

November 11 qjoq.comLeave a Comment on My mate just spent an hou …

My mate just spent an hour and a half sat in one spot desperately trying to put up a tent. Camping noob.

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After we all finished our …

February 9January 1 qjoq.comLeave a Comment on After we all finished our …

After we all finished our main meal I asked the party if they’d like Baby Jellies? One young lady laughed ‘they’re Jelly Babies!’ Confusion was soon lifted when I brought out the dessert

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I promised my romantic gi …

January 17 qjoq.comLeave a Comment on I promised my romantic gi …

I promised my romantic girlfriend the other day that I would stay up with until we see the sun rise in the British countryside. A week later I’m starting to fall asleep.

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I think we should get som …

February 17 qjoq.comLeave a Comment on I think we should get som …

I think we should get some polar bears to help with the evictions at Dale Farm, I heard that they’re pretty good at clearing out campsites.

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I despise bears so imagin …

February 7 qjoq.comLeave a Comment on I despise bears so imagin …

I despise bears so imagine my horror when out camping in the wilds, I ran into one. Knowing it was me or him, I didn’t give him time to think and blasted him three times in the head with my hunting rifle. Even though I had escaped this time, my ordeal got a whole lot […]

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