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Just saw a facebook group called ‘boys buy hoodies to have them stolen by girls.’ No they dont. Boys buy hoodies to stand on street corners and knife people, remember David Cameron?
Continue ReadingJust saw a facebook group called ‘boys buy hoodies to have them stolen by girls.’ No they dont. Boys buy hoodies to stand on street corners and knife people, remember David Cameron?
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Continue ReadingStrange, Ugly Betty is the only programme that looks worse in HD
Continue ReadingWe were about to leave for high street and my girlfriend asked….”looks like summer is here. what should i wear to look smart?”….. “face mask” wasnt the answer she was looking for
Continue ReadingWhat do you call a man wearing three raincoats? Max.
Continue ReadingI was never the same man again after my best friend died. He left me all of his fancy-dress costumes in his will.
Continue ReadingI bought a Tee-shirt with a big sad face on the front. I’m hoping that when I stop wearing it, it’ll hang itself
Continue ReadingI bought a new necklace earlier that made my skin go a funny blue colour so I suspected it was a rip off. Turns out it was a 24ct gold bracelet.
Continue ReadingI was arguing with my neighbour Mohammed’s wife about how wrong the burka is and how ridiculous it looks. I don’t see her point though, I love wearing it!
Continue ReadingWhen David Beckham scored for England, all the kids wanted Beckham haircuts. Sorry, Lescott, but I can’t see this catching on.
Continue ReadingI would never go to Burton for my clothes. It’s too far away, I live in Scotland.
Continue ReadingI killed a man with a beard today. Looking back, it was a poor weapon choice.
Continue ReadingFrench connection UK. Offending dyslexics since 2001
Continue ReadingAccording to news reports, undertakers took Alexander McQueen’s body out of his flat on a stretcher, covered in a maroon blanket. A maroon blanket? I wouldn’t seen dead in a maroon blanket, would be complete fashion suicide.
Continue ReadingI’ve recently developed a belief in Feng Shui. The Jeremy Kyle show was on and I turned the TV to face the wall and felt a lot happier.
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