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On Monday, Jimmy drove to …

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On Monday, Jimmy drove too fast and should have paid a fine. On Tuesday, Jimmy parked upon a double yellow line. On Wednesday, Jimmy drove through traffic lights while they were red, On Thursday, Jimmy signalled left but then turned right instead. On Friday, he drove up a street you only should drive down. On […]

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roses are red violets are …

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roses are red violets are blue in soviet russia poem write you

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The Kraut stood on the ra …

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The Kraut stood on the railway line The engine gave a squeal The driver took an oily rag And wiped him off the wheel

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What is the is the point …

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What is the is the point of learning poetic devices in school? Take a similie for example – the chances of me ever using one after my school life is about as likely as a Ferret killing a Lion with a samurai sword…

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I started writing poetry …

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That’s coming along nicely.

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Mary, Mary quite contrary …

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Mary, Mary quite contrary, watched her garden thrive. The cops found seed of a rather odd weed; Now she’s doing three to five

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Roses are red, Violets ar …

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. When you squeeze their head, Babies are too.

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Rose is Red Violet’s blue …

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Rose is Red Violet’s blue I wouldn’t come to our care home If I were you

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I’ve been watching you fo …

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I’ve been watching you for ages, when you’re on the bus or walking. But I know you’ve never noticed that I’ve been arrested twice for stalking…

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There was an old man from …

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There was an old man from Limerick. Who was completely unaware of the short but often humurous poetry that shares the same name as his hometown.

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Roses are boring, Violets …

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Roses are boring, Violets are Bland, You’re spending Valentines, At home with your hand.

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Roses are brown, Violets …

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown… Okay, who shat in my garden?

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Roses are red Violets are …

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Roses are red Violets are blue I’ve got five fingers And the middle one’s for you

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It seems to me that votin …

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It seems to me that voting day is when the old come out to play for when I went to vote down there the smell of cabbage filled the air

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Rose’s are red Violet’s a …

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Rose’s are red Violet’s are blue. That’s because Violet is locked in the cold cellar and Rose is up here with me for her turn.

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