Category: ghosts

Thought I saw a ghost yesterday. Then I realised that there are still one or two white people still living in Brixton.

I’m being haunted by the ghost of Maurice Gibb. He gives me the ebebeegees

I was recently noticing strange happenings in the home, I’d wake up and furniture had moved, lights were on, and many other different strange things. My mate referred me to an exorcist, now, I didn’t believe in the idea he could do anything but, I was willing to try anything. To my surprise, he was […]

The other day me and my friends were ‘talking to spirits’ in an old prison. Hesitantly I asked, “how many of you are here? Knock one out for each person”. For the next 4 hours there was constant bangs, I guess he’d taken my Request literally.

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I went round my gran’s last night. She suddenly started crying and said, “Ignore me – I’m just a silly sentimental old fool.” So I switched the telly on and watched the football.

I’ve recently had my house exorcised by a Priest due to some strange events. He wanted 200 paying in the next week for his duties. However when i told him i couldn’t pay this, he came back and re-possessed my house.

My mate is haunted by a ghost which plays on his xbox all night. It needs to get a life.

I tried to hold a seance last night. After two hours, all I’d managed to do was talk to three window cleaners. That’s the last time I muck around with a squeegee board.

I’ve made up one of those notices to stick on my door and keep away the ‘trick or treaters’. It says ‘Ring the bell to get your parents a job’.

A ghost floats into a bar. The barman says, “Who ordered a spirit?”

I always test psychics with a knock knock joke. If they say “Who’s there?” I get up and leave.

I don’t think i’ve ever been as miserable as when I got stuck in a lift with two ghosts the other day, But when it started moving, it really lifted the spirits.

Very interesting thing, the paranormal. I have a book on it. I didn’t buy it, it just turned up in my room one day.

What do you call it when a ghost comes in and steals all of your stuff? Paranormal Blacktivity.