Category: superstitions

I have been told that there are many secret symbols surrounding us that represents The Illuminati, Freemasonry and other mystical societies. I will keep an Eye on them.

It is a little known fact that the Bermuda Triangle used to be called the Bermuda Rectangle. Until one side mysteriously disappeared.

BBC News: Man killed by strange zombie like child at midnight yesterday… Someone obviously didnt forward their texts.

I did a online test for fun earlier to figure out what colour represents my character. It turns out that I am yellow. And it also turns out that I have no life.

I don’t think this is the first time a Hatiian Witchdoctor has put a spell on me. I’ve got this terrible feeling of de ja voodoo.

I read my horoscope this morning and it said, “You will be lead to believe something on false pretences even though it isn’t true, you must avoid being taken in by it.” So I’m never going to read my horoscope again.

Husband Ratings. -You buy her a new car. +5 It’s a pick-up truck. -5 With the license plate: GR8 LAY -10 -You cook her a meal. +2 It’s out of a packet. -1 It’s still in the packet when you serve it. -10 You buy her extra-light panty liners with wings. +3 In the snow. […]

It’s Friday the 13th again and already off to a bad start. I’ve just checked the wife’s pulse as she lays in bed next to me… She’s still alive.

My wife’s star sign was cancer and it’s quite ironic how she died really… She was attacked by a giant crab.

Any fellow telepathics out there? No? Thought not.

Adults do not believe in Santa Claus. But they still listen to the weather forecast and go to the election!

*Food hits floor* Little Germs: ‘Let’s get it!’ King Germ: ‘No, we must wait 5 seconds!’

I’m a bit of a control freak, and I’m getting on a bit now, but I wanted the perfect grandchildren before I said goodbye to the world. Naming my daughter ‘David’s Mum’ really got that sorted.

Well, I seem to have got through Friday the 13th without anything bad happening to me. My wife, on the other hand, has had a shocking day. She died in a car accident.

I ate a whole bag a fortune cookies last night, so today’s been kind of crazy.