Category: difference

What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? The letter F.

What’s the difference between a paki drug smuggler in China and me? I’m going to wake up tomorrow.

What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 45 minutes.

Whats the difference between lenny henry and Emile Heskey? Lenny Henry has scored against the french

What’s the difference between toilet paper and toast? Toast is brown on both sides.

Whats the difference between karate and evolution? In karate you start off white and end up black.

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Baby P? Baby P had more hits before he died.

What’s the difference between SpongeBob SquarePants and Maddie? SpongeBob WANTS to live at the bottom of the sea.

What’s the difference between my girlfriend and the Aussie cricket team? My girlfriend’s DEFINITELY gonna get spanked.

What’s the difference between Jade Goody and Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi? Max Clifford.

What’s the difference between Hitler and Paula Radcliffe? Hitler tried to finish the race.

Q:Whats the differnce between justin biber and a used condom? A: Every one would laugh if i bust justin bieber

What’s the difference between Justin Bieber and grapes? You’d take your shoes and socks off to stamp on grapes.

whats the difference between my missus and my dog? my missus can bury a bone without getting her nose dirty

What’s the difference between Harold Shipman and Tony Blair? Shipman actually did something about NHS waiting lists.