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What’s the difference between Emile Heskey and Madeleine McCann? Maddie scored before she died.
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Continue ReadingWhat’s the difference between Maddie and Jordan? When I look at a picture of Jordan, I don’t get a semi
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Continue ReadingWhat’s the difference between Hitler and Susan Boyle? Hitler trimmed his moustache.
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Continue ReadingWhat’s the difference between a Terry’s chocolate orange and a dead body? You don’t need to whack a dead body before you unwrap it.
Continue ReadingWhat’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? One goes: Whack! “Argggghhhh!” The other goes: “Argggghhhh!” Whack!
Continue ReadingWhat’s the difference between Madeleine McCann and Susan Boyle? Susan Boyle hasn’t been fingered.
Continue ReadingWhats the difference between Katie Price and the Twin Towers? Katie Price went down faster with more people inside her.
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Continue ReadingWhats the difference between Maddie McCan and a Smart car? You can’t fit 3 blokes in a smart car.
Continue ReadingWhat’s the difference between Iceland food and Iceland customers? Some of the food isn’t battered.
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