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I like work. It fascinate …

December 27 qjoq.comLeave a Comment on I like work. It fascinate …

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

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The new girl at work slap …

December 27 qjoq.comLeave a Comment on The new girl at work slap …

The new girl at work slapped me today because I asked if she spits or swallows. It seemed like a reasonable question considering we work as wine tasters.

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I can’t understand my bos …

December 26 qjoq.comLeave a Comment on I can’t understand my bos …

I can’t understand my boss sometimes.The more I call in sick the more he seems to dislike me. I thought absence makes the heart grow fonder.

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When I was a kid I wanted …

December 24 qjoq.comLeave a Comment on When I was a kid I wanted …

When I was a kid I wanted to be a history teacher but when I got older I realised there was no future in it.

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All I do at work is prese …

December 22 qjoq.comLeave a Comment on All I do at work is prese …

All I do at work is presentations for my colleagues, it’s just slide after slide after slide. In fact, working for Toys ‘R’ Us is quite fun!

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I had to deliver a parcel …

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I had to deliver a parcel to the surgery today. It was just what the doctor ordered

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I try to let my wife run …

December 16 qjoq.comLeave a Comment on I try to let my wife run …

I try to let my wife run things at home. Like the dishwasher, hoover and lawnmower.

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I was telling my fiance a …

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I was telling my fiance about the guys at work – how they’re always putting me down saying timing just isn’t my strong suit. “If you could just recite your vows, please” interrupted the vicar.

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University is hard. We wo …

November 30 qjoq.comLeave a Comment on University is hard. We wo …

University is hard. We work 11 hours a day, 7 days a week, for 2 weeks a year.

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I was doing some maths ho …

November 29 qjoq.comLeave a Comment on I was doing some maths ho …

I was doing some maths homework the other day. It derived me mad.

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I didn’t fix the safety g …

November 28 qjoq.comLeave a Comment on I didn’t fix the safety g …

I didn’t fix the safety guard on the bandsaw and one of my employees had a rather nasty accident. It cost us both an arm and a leg.

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I’ve always aspired to be …

November 27 qjoq.comLeave a Comment on I’ve always aspired to be …

I’ve always aspired to be a social worker. It’s a step up from my current position as ‘sewer rat’.

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I had a fight with a bric …

November 27 qjoq.comLeave a Comment on I had a fight with a bric …

I had a fight with a bricklayer earlier….. I levelled him.

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“It’s 9am monday morning …

November 24 qjoq.comLeave a Comment on “It’s 9am monday morning …

“It’s 9am monday morning and I have just logged in at work” like : share : Posted via “facebook mobile”

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Had some health and safte …

November 21 qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Had some health and safte …

Had some health and saftey training the other day, they told me to always lift with my knees. After 3 hours I discovered it’s so much easier with your hands.

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