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Roses are red, violets ar …

December 27qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Roses are red, violets ar …

Roses are red, violets are blue, what I thought to be Vaseline turned out to be glue

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Got young children? When …

November 24qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Got young children? When …

Got young children? When the wife takes them to a supermarket, tell them that no matter how fast they run at it, automatic doors will always open in time…

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“I’ve got a lot of growin …

November 13qjoq.comLeave a Comment on “I’ve got a lot of growin …

“I’ve got a lot of growing up to do” I thought to myself the other day. In my fort.

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I often have flings with …

November 6qjoq.comLeave a Comment on I often have flings with …

I often have flings with birds, then end up smashing their back doors in and destroying them outside in the woods. How I love playing Angry Birds on my phone.

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My wife threw me out for …

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My wife threw me out for being too childish last night. God knows how she knocked down the walls of my impenetrable pillow fort to get to me.

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Lonely man has car for sa …

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Lonely man has car for sale. Low Mileage. Drives lovely. Time wasters welcome.

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No matter how old you are …

August 19qjoq.comLeave a Comment on No matter how old you are …

No matter how old you are, an empty wrapping paper tube is still a light saber.

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I’m not superficial. I tr …

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I’m not superficial. I try to be nice to ugly people. In case I ever need someone to babysit on short notice.

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I’m sick and tired of my …

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I’m sick and tired of my girlfriend insulting my friends. She hasn’t even met them. What right does she have to call them stupid, childish and imaginary?

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Even though I’m a monster …

July 20qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Even though I’m a monster …

Even though I’m a monster, I find it hard to fall asleep. I always feel like there’s something on top of my bed.

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I got a detention at scho …

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I got a detention at school today after responding to the teacher with “that’s what she said”. She then proceeded to tell me to think long and hard about what I do in life. I now have another detention.

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We’ve spent years trying …

June 23qjoq.comLeave a Comment on We’ve spent years trying …

We’ve spent years trying to make a baby, but me and the wife have stuck together and finally made one. It’s the hardest Airfix kit we’ve ever done.

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Studies from the Universi …

June 10qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Studies from the Universi …

Studies from the University of Plymouth have discovered that while orange can be a colour, interestingly, it can also be a fruit.

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Unicorns aren’t extinct – …

March 20qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Unicorns aren’t extinct – …

Unicorns aren’t extinct – they just gained weight and are now called rhinos

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We used to run around in …

March 8qjoq.comLeave a Comment on We used to run around in …

We used to run around in the neighborhood playing games like ‘War.’ I’m not proud of that. We lost some good kids.

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