Anyone else find it funny that the vietnamese currency is ‘Dong’?
Just imagine going there:
“I’ve worked hard for my dong”
“Get your dong out”
“Give me your dong”
“I just put my dong in the bank”
“I’m putting my dong to good use”
“He uses his dong well”
“I only have one dong”
“He supplies all these women with their fair share of dong”
“I’ve lost my dong”
And my personal favourite scenario: “Now I’ve won the lottery, everyone wants my dong!”
Just don’t tell them to put their money where their mouth is.