Category: statistics

A new poll found that 43 percent of Americans think President Obama is doing a good job at handling the BP oil spill. The same poll found that 43 percent of Americans hate pelicans.

If you give a chimpanzee a computer it could type at random and eventually produce one of Shakespeare’s plays. If you give a black man a computer he would sell it for drugs.

Statistically, 122752 people out of 6113572 have O.C.D.

How many White people does it take to start a riot? We may never know!!

Apparently, 32% of women believe it is possible to communicate with the dead. So don’t bother trying to kill yourself guys, she’ll still be rabbiting on …. !

79% of accidents happen in the home. Finally, good news for the homeless.

Statistics are a bit like mini-skirts – they give you ideas but hide the most important thing.

9 out of 10 people believe that if there are ten people, one will always disagree with the other nine.

2 out of 5 people are irrational.

A report published by the Children’s Society today shows that 4/10 disabled children in the UK are living in poverty. I think that is disgusting, and is proof of everything that is wrong in this country. That fraction could have been simplified to 2/5.

Statistically , 51% of the population can’t drive ; …according to the other 49%

Statistically, two out of three little pigs will use inferior building materials to construct their houses.

A recent survey suggests that most people choose their cars subconsciously, with fat people choosing rounder shaped cars, ugly people choosing weirder looking cars etc. etc. Probably explains why my girlfriend just looked in the breakers yard at a car. Its 10 years old & been smashed in the back end a couple of times.

If you laid all the politicians head to foot around the world, most would drown, some would get run over and a few woiuld get eaten by lions. Makes you think, doesn’t it.

It’s scary that 50% of all marriages are now ending in divorce. It’s even scarier that the other 50% of marriages last forever.