Category: health

My blood test results said my blood had zero antigens. I thought that must be a typo.

Fat jokes just bounce off me, like pretty much everything else.

The main issues with making your own toothpaste are finding a strong enough blender, and enough teeth that people don’t need.

“Now, most dentist’s chairs go up and down, don’t they? The one I was in went back and forwards. I thought ‘This is unusual’. And the dentist said to me ‘Mr Smith, get out of the filing cabinet.’”

The brain is the most outstanding organ.It works non-stop,from the time you’re born until….you fall in love.

Athletico Madrids Colombian Striker is what Carlos Tevez would have looked like if he hadn’t had his face set on fire and then put out with a rusty frying pan.

This new research into how subliminal advertising is taking over our minds is a load of local singles in my area.

Just been to the Doctors, He was very impressed with my footwear, He said i had healthy shoes.

My Grandad always said, “Don’t watch your money; watch your health.” So one day, while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my Grandad.

I have a huge series of stretch marks all over my body That’s the last time I try to get ripped in less than four weeks.

My doctor told me that I’m chronically unfit and I need to start doing an activity at least three times a week that gets my heart pumping and brings me out in a sweat. Snorting cocaine it is then.

My wife went to the doctor to ask for a facial surgery. He told her he’d make a 40% discount if she brings the dynamite herself.

My white friend called his black fitness instructor a slave driver the other day! Is it just me or does anyone else see the irony here?

Health & Safety. We’ll save your life with our rules, but after following them, you’ll probably want to die.

don’t you think its funny that in the Olympics black people are good at all the running events and white people are good at all the shooting events?