Category: irony

Definition of irony: Someone cable tied my scissors.

If you break the law of gravity You will be hung….

Next time you see Gamu will be on Red Nose Day, pregnant, full of AIDS and covered in flies. And Cheryl will be there saying how awful it is. How ironic.

I have been called too vague by you know who but you know the old saying…

I’ve just woke up to the news that my next door neighbour has strangled his wife, killed his two kids and hung himself. I’m shocked to the core and absolutely gutted. I was going to borrow his barbecue today.

My wife has left me because of my obsession with battleships. Its never happened B4

‘2 cool for school Stationary’… Ironically making your child uncool

Ironically you can only take diet pill’s with a full stomach.

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In the news tonight: Modern day people are finding it harder being kept in suspense. More on this later..

These talk to frank pamphlets make excellent roach material.

BBC News : Useless bomb detector sold worldwide risks lives. They haven’t had any complaints though.

BBC News; ”Chef battered ex wife to death” How ironic.

a mate of mine told me i didnt get sarcasm then complimented me on my nice yellow teeth

I hate pedantic people. Well, when I say hate, I mean I have a strong disliking of them, and by people, I mean those amongst my friends, family, and acquaintances.