I can smell something bur …
I can smell something burning…… I probably should get up and have a look, but I think the smoke alarm will let me know if it’s important.
Continue ReadingI can smell something burning…… I probably should get up and have a look, but I think the smoke alarm will let me know if it’s important.
Continue ReadingI always watch my films online. That way I don’t have to sit though those god-awful piracy warnings.
Continue ReadingOne of my favourite things to do is to try and pack myself into a small suitcase. I can barely contain myself.
Continue ReadingOut of respect, I decided to watch a women’s football match and treat it just like any other game of football – which is all they’re asking for really. So there I was in a quiet stadium when I thought I’d help lift the atmosphere. “Come on ladies, speed it up a bit!” “Oh, so […]
Continue Reading“Explosion At Hospital Treating Bomb Victims” If that doesn’t scream Irony then I don’t know what does
Continue ReadingIs’nt it ironic how we have all turned into those people that Mummy said we should avoid when we were young!
Continue ReadingMy wife thinks I’m too nosey; at least, that’s what she wrote in her diary and texted to all her mates.
Continue Reading“Trapped Miners Told To Sing For Their Sanity” How about “release me”?
Continue ReadingBelieve it or not but Bob’s my uncle.
Continue ReadingIrony – Thieves stealing your Burgler Alarm.
Continue ReadingWith all these jokes on here about the vevezulas at the world cup, its a wonder no-one has spelt it wrong
Continue ReadingI saw that new advert for Pizza Hut today that said “Now, order with your iPhone.” Question… Couldn’t you always order with your iPhone, seeing as it is, in fact, a phone?
Continue ReadingIt’s quite ironic i saw a person who suffers from ADD driving a ford focus.
Continue ReadingIronic – The only time you want your wife to open her mouth she “has an headache”….
Continue ReadingIsn’t it ironic that the American’s emergency service number is 9/11?
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