Out of respect, I decided to watch a women’s football match and treat it just like any other game of football – which is all they’re asking for really.
So there I was in a quiet stadium when I thought I’d help lift the atmosphere. “Come on ladies, speed it up a bit!”
“Oh, so you’re saying they can’t go as fast as men are you?” the woman next to me hissed.
So I sat down in silence and continued to ignore any mistakes made by the players and officials, thus preventing them from improving and contributing towards the sport’s poor support and eternal mediocrity.
Happy now, ladies?