Give an Ethiopian a meal …
Give an Ethiopian a meal and you feed him for a day…. Give an Ethiopian an aircraft meal and you can feed him for the rest of his life.
Continue ReadingGive an Ethiopian a meal and you feed him for a day…. Give an Ethiopian an aircraft meal and you can feed him for the rest of his life.
Continue ReadingAn apple a day keeps the doctor away, and a clove of garlic a day keeps everyone away.
Continue ReadingI haven’t got the guts to tell the people in the “making their own ice” Baileys advert that I urinated on their roof and ontop of their letterbox.
Continue ReadingRice Krispies motto is “Snap, Crackle and Pop” Coco Pops are the same but chocolate, they don’t share the same motto though Is it because they is black?
Continue ReadingIt looked warm and dark, and juicy and inviting. I wasn’t sure just what I wanted to do with it. I carefully pulled it apart with my fingers to look into it better, it was wet. I knew how great it would be if I just started eating it. But I decided on ketchup for […]
Continue ReadingI popped down to my local for ‘Happy Hour’. The other 23 are spent with my wife.
Continue ReadingGarlic bread is second to naan
Continue ReadingSo American company Kraft have bought Cadburys? It was reported that they based this decision on the popular TV adverts Cadburys produce. Although Kraft did think they were buying drum playing gorillas…
Continue ReadingHow do you brainwash a citrus fruit? Sublemonal messaging
Continue ReadingI was asked today if I supported GM food. I said, “not really,” as I think they should stick to making cars.
Continue ReadingBBC News – US warns allies on possible leaks. OK, they’re not the nicest vegetable, but theres no need to be afraid of them.
Continue ReadingWent to a traditional French restaurant for dinner last night. I had Shergar for starters, Desert Orchid for main and Red Rum for dessert. It was very much a case of horses for courses.
Continue ReadingJust ate a tank of helium. That didn’t go down well.
Continue ReadingMy girlfriend’s just left me because i told her i loved Paedophillia… i thought everybody liked cream cheese spread?
Continue ReadingWhat’s the difference between a fat bird and a kebab? One has salad and the other is a fat bird.
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