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Give an Ethiopian a meal …

December 31 qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Give an Ethiopian a meal …

Give an Ethiopian a meal and you feed him for a day…. Give an Ethiopian an aircraft meal and you can feed him for the rest of his life.

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An apple a day keeps the …

December 29 qjoq.comLeave a Comment on An apple a day keeps the …

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, and a clove of garlic a day keeps everyone away.

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I haven’t got the guts to …

December 29 qjoq.comLeave a Comment on I haven’t got the guts to …

I haven’t got the guts to tell the people in the “making their own ice” Baileys advert that I urinated on their roof and ontop of their letterbox.

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Rice Krispies motto is “S …

December 23 qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Rice Krispies motto is “S …

Rice Krispies motto is “Snap, Crackle and Pop” Coco Pops are the same but chocolate, they don’t share the same motto though Is it because they is black?

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It looked warm and dark, …

December 21 qjoq.comLeave a Comment on It looked warm and dark, …

It looked warm and dark, and juicy and inviting. I wasn’t sure just what I wanted to do with it. I carefully pulled it apart with my fingers to look into it better, it was wet. I knew how great it would be if I just started eating it. But I decided on ketchup for […]

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I popped down to my local …

December 20 qjoq.comLeave a Comment on I popped down to my local …

I popped down to my local for ‘Happy Hour’. The other 23 are spent with my wife.

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Garlic bread is second to …

December 19 qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Garlic bread is second to …

Garlic bread is second to naan

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So American company Kraft …

December 16 qjoq.comLeave a Comment on So American company Kraft …

So American company Kraft have bought Cadburys? It was reported that they based this decision on the popular TV adverts Cadburys produce. Although Kraft did think they were buying drum playing gorillas…

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How do you brainwash a ci …

December 16 qjoq.comLeave a Comment on How do you brainwash a ci …

How do you brainwash a citrus fruit? Sublemonal messaging

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I was asked today if I su …

December 16 qjoq.comLeave a Comment on I was asked today if I su …

I was asked today if I supported GM food. I said, “not really,” as I think they should stick to making cars.

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BBC News – US warns allie …

December 15 qjoq.comLeave a Comment on BBC News – US warns allie …

BBC News – US warns allies on possible leaks. OK, they’re not the nicest vegetable, but theres no need to be afraid of them.

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Went to a traditional Fre …

December 13 qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Went to a traditional Fre …

Went to a traditional French restaurant for dinner last night. I had Shergar for starters, Desert Orchid for main and Red Rum for dessert. It was very much a case of horses for courses.

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Just ate a tank of helium …

December 9 qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Just ate a tank of helium …

Just ate a tank of helium. That didn’t go down well.

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My girlfriend’s just left …

December 7 qjoq.comLeave a Comment on My girlfriend’s just left …

My girlfriend’s just left me because i told her i loved Paedophillia… i thought everybody liked cream cheese spread?

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What’s the difference bet …

December 4 qjoq.comLeave a Comment on What’s the difference bet …

What’s the difference between a fat bird and a kebab? One has salad and the other is a fat bird.

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