I never understood the co …
I never understood the concept of clamping. You don’t want the car to park there, yet you put a device on the car’s wheel to ensure they can’t move. Genius.
Continue ReadingI never understood the concept of clamping. You don’t want the car to park there, yet you put a device on the car’s wheel to ensure they can’t move. Genius.
Continue ReadingDoes anyone else see the irony in 25,000 Green Day fans singing ‘Minority’?
Continue ReadingWhy do they call it Living TV when there’s nothing but dead people on it?
Continue ReadingI love it when people don’t get sarcasm.
Continue ReadingIsn’t it ironic what you get when you take all the vowels out of female
Continue ReadingIronically, the Hairdressers Union are against cuts
Continue ReadingWhen I got home last night the house was a mess, there was no tea made and my missus was lying on the settee. “My feet are killing me” she moaned. How I laughed at the irony as I kicked her to death.
Continue ReadingI don’t believe it! They’ve started a skeptics club in my local area.
Continue ReadingWhat a day for GoogleWave to launch
Continue ReadingI read over a fire pamphlet in a hotel, which read: IN THE EVENT OF A FIRE: DO NOT: – Attempt to collect your belongings – Attempt to put out the fire yourself – Read over this pamphlet.
Continue ReadingI was watching BBC NEWS this morning and one of the main headlines was how the Olympic flag has reached Brazil for preparation of the 2016 Olympics. As the Team GB athletes stood on the steps of the plane, I thought to myself… “We all have so much honor for our home nation!” The plane […]
Continue ReadingI want to set up my own business selling kites. But I just can’t seem to get it off the ground.
Continue ReadingMy wife complained that I’m too old fashioned. “Nonsense”, I said, “Now get thee gone, wench, back to the skullery from wherest thou came and cease thoust chatter o’er much ado about nothing”. Brazen harlet.
Continue ReadingIsn’t it ironic, after I spent months hanging around the gates trying to sneak into schools. My punishment was being put on the register.
Continue ReadingSaw a book in the library today called “Don’t judge a book by its cover” But it looked dull so I left it.
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