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definition of irony; contacting jobseekers direct and gettin put through to a scouser.
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Continue ReadingLurpack Spreadable Ironically, the only thing I am spreading is my bread around the plate.
Continue ReadingIf god doesnt have a sense of irony, how come the owner of the segway company fell off and died?
Continue ReadingI bought a book yesterday: “1001 Uses For Binary”. However, when I got home I was very disappointed to find it only contained nine.
Continue ReadingSkinny jeans – XXL, oh the irony
Continue ReadingMcDonald’s are offering some great prizes in their Monopoly promotion, including a Mini Cooper. Which none of their customers will ever fit into.
Continue ReadingBBC News : PM says James Murdoch has ‘questions to answer’. Politicians complaining about not getting a straight answer? Annoying isn’t it Mr Cameron?
Continue ReadingI’m not being funny, but why doesn’t anyone laugh at my jokes?
Continue ReadingIronically my wife welcomed me with open arms after losing all her limbs in a car crash.
Continue ReadingI took a course on how to be successful. I failed.
Continue ReadingI went to Zambia and asked 83 guys about random, pointless surveys.
Continue ReadingIs it just me, or does anyone else read some of the jokes on here and think “how can the person who wrote this possibly think that anyone would find this funny?” I know i do.
Continue ReadingWhat’s the opposite of irony? Wrinkly.
Continue ReadingI’m sick of all these immigants coming over here and they don’t even bother learning the langige.
Continue ReadingSurely being “off your trolley” is a lot more sane than being on it?
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