I met this really cute girl I thought was way out my league last week in a club. I thinks she was a bit drunk but it seemed to help and I got her phone number! Now she texts me all the time:
‘pls stop texting me’
‘i dnt want u fllwing me agen’
‘wht wer u doin in my grdn lst nite?’
‘im goin 2 call the plc’