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I am Still working on my Periodic Table jokes, my 79th was pure gold but I’m hoping to reach 82 so I can get a new Pb.
Continue ReadingI am Still working on my Periodic Table jokes, my 79th was pure gold but I’m hoping to reach 82 so I can get a new Pb.
Continue ReadingMy son confessed that he uses ‘e’ a lot. He’s such a good student, solving natural logarithms.
Continue ReadingHelium walks into a bar there’s a bit of an atmosphere, Helium rises above it.
Continue ReadingBBC News: “Apple DNA code is cracked by geneticists” Yeah, because finding a cure for cancer isn’t too important? We can just play around with fruit now insted!
Continue ReadingWere you aware that eukaryotic cells (with a true nucleus) have flagella, whereas prokaryotic cells (without a true nucleus) have the same flagella, but for some reason, they are referred to as undulipodia? Biological terminology just keeps getting cillia…
Continue ReadingWhat’s so difficult about splitting the at om.
Continue ReadingDo you know what goes through me? Neutrinos.
Continue ReadingSo after several attempts of the same experiment, I can safely say Dolphins really aren’t so smart on land.
Continue Readingorganic chemistry is difficult, people who study it have alkynes of trouble
Continue ReadingNational Geographic : “Sperm Recognize “Brothers,” Team Up” Good to know that our sperm aren’t running around with strangers.
Continue ReadingAfter extensive research, astronomers at Mauna Kea Hawaii have come to the conclusion that intelligent lifeforms are more likely to exist on smaller planets rather than larger planets and Liverpool.
Continue ReadingI have a pair of UV goggles, while my friend has some Infra-Red Goggles. We’re just not on the same wavelength.
Continue ReadingSome scientists say one atom could contain it’s own whole universe, and that our little fingers could contain billions of universes! Well, if scientists say that our universe is expanding, we’re obviously in the little finger of some American somewhere…
Continue ReadingScience has proof without any certainty. Creation has certainty without any proof.
Continue ReadingI’m not clumsy, just cautious. I keep dropping things to make sure gravity still works.
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