A policeman pulled me over last night.
“Is this yours?” he asked.
I said, “No, it belongs to the company I work for. I’m just using it out of work hours to help my brother move house.”
“What’s on the back?” he asked.
I said, “A fridge freezer, a washing machine and a double mattress.”
“Can you take the key out of the ignition and step off the moped for me sir.”