Author: qjoq.com

After abolition of the slave trade it meant that there was no more monkey buisnes.

I want my son to be a successful comic when he’s older. So I named him Marvel.

There is not a single pub in my town that allows trainers in after 8pm. No wonder all the staff at my local gym look so miserable.

“Did you hear about the American Surgeon who specialises in key hole surgery?” “He trained at Yale”

I’ve just broke up with Annie lennox after 20 years She just kept asking why?

The worst pub I’ve ever been to was called The Fiddle. It really was a vile inn.

I thought I could get benefit money from being an amputee victim. Now I’m just stumped for cash.

As the wife shut the front door behind her, I went into our bedroom and slipped on a pair of her knickers. I wish she would see a doctor about her heavy discharge, I thought as I picked them up off the floor and put them in the washing basket.