Author: qjoq.com

The chap who invented traffic lights, I wonder what colour light he got to go ahead with his idea?

I’ve just bought a new watch from my local fetish shop. It’s got a strap on.

After getting ripped off by a cowboy builder, my house has been left very vulnerable to burglars. I’ve now got saloon doors instead of a front door.

Kane Middleton, a 13 year old paperboy in Bedfordshire, who earns 6.53 per week has been made redundant. I would just like to say that if young Kane would like to make some more money, he can come around my house and help me with my little puppies.

Invited my mate round earlier for a jigsaw night. He couldn’t make it..

As my wife took a bite she shrieked, “Ugh, it looks like someone’s toe in my pasty.” “Is it Cornish?” I replied. “No,” she answered, “it’s more like a bunion.”

This weather is brilliant. I much prefer it to this whether.