I told my daughter I was going to give up smoking. She said, “You’ll never do it, you don’t have the willpower.”
“I think you’ll find I have incredible willpower, which is the only reason you’re still a virgin,” I replied.
I told my daughter I was going to give up smoking. She said, “You’ll never do it, you don’t have the willpower.”
“I think you’ll find I have incredible willpower, which is the only reason you’re still a virgin,” I replied.