Cyberhypnol, time for som …
Cyberhypnol, time for some real facebook raping 😉
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Graff Jewellers security are muppets. What did they expect leaving a Denzel and Del Boy into the shop?
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“Evangelist Oral Roberts dies aged 91” That sucks.
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I’m the best teacher at my school for the deaf… Watch and learn.
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My aunt died, God bless her, at a ripe old age of 104. We called her Aunt Tique.
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I was steering my Yacht with my stomach muscles. I was absailing.
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I just saw Colin and Chris Weir celebrating their 161 million lottery win on ‘News at Ten.’ I thought ”that’s disgusting, all the starving people in Ethiopia could live off those two for a year.” And the money would come in handy, too.
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I’m never wrong… I thought I was wrong once but it turns out I was mistaken…
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Earlier someone threw a load of NaCl at me, I Said “Hey that’s a salt,”.
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When I heard the ferry carrying the transplant organs had capsized, my heart sank.
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I’m the most gullible person in the world… so I’ve been told.
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My uncle is a farmer, a few months ago he was harvesting his crops.He was driving his combine harvester through his field when he accidentally ran over a drunken scratter asleep on the floor. There was blood, sovereign rings, Kappa tracksuit and Burberry all over the place. It took him ages to sort the wheat […]
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“WORKFORCE IN ROAD – SLOW” Now I know it’s not rocket science but there’s no need to insult them.
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Whats the diffrence between panda’s and ginger? We’re trying to stop the panda’s dying out.
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I went asleep in my bed last night, yet woke up surrounded by allotments… I think they are plotting against me….
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