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My mate did a free fall t …

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My mate did a free fall the other day. His parachute didn’t open, so he didn’t pay.

I’m fed up with ‘Eat as m …

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I’m fed up with ‘Eat as much as you can’ deals.

As I sat there in the hos …

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As I sat there in the hospital waiting area, the nurse said she was going to get my CAT scan. How they managed to get him out of his cage, I don’t know.

I saw a WPC wearing suspe …

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I saw a WPC wearing suspenders in a traffic jam. I asked her, “What’s the hold up?”

I was walking my dog this morning when I suddenly decided to pop into the newsagents. The manager stopped me in the doorwayand said, “If you want to come in, you have to tie your dog up outside first.” I like a challenge, so a few minutes later I called the manager back outside. Helooked […]

My mates a brilliant navi …

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My mates a brilliant navigator but he’s got a terrible stutter. He’s called Tomtom.

I was stuck behind a lear …

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I was stuck behind a learner driver car today. He was all over the road, driving very slow and stalling every few hundred yards… I became worried when he pulled over to collect his student.

“Legs” is the word of the …

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“Legs” is the word of the day. Why not come back to my house and spread the word.

How did Santa Claus kill …

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How did Santa Claus kill his wife? He sleighed her.

Roundabouts – Never strai …

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Roundabouts – Never straight forward, are they?

Not got children? Hire a …

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Not got children? Hire a babysitter anyway, say the kid is asleep upstairs and not to be woken. When you get home later that evening, go mental and ask where the child has gone.