I was walking my dog this morning when I suddenly decided to pop into the newsagents.
The manager stopped me in the doorwayand said, “If you want to come in, you have to tie your dog up outside first.”
I like a challenge, so a few minutes later I called the manager back outside.
Helooked at my dog laying helpless on the pavement, with all 4 paws held together with rope and duct tape over his mouth and I said, “How’s that for you?”