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Just finished writing a book about the history of the tortilla. That’s a wrap.

Muslims: Muhammed is everywhere. British: Muhammeds are everywhere.

In the early 50’s I was employed by a famous cartoon strip. The hours were great, but I worked for Peanuts.

During a blackout, everything stops working. White Out is a substance used to continue working.

I rang SeaWorld the other day, because I wanted some information. Before I got through to an employee, I got a tape telling me “This call may be recorded for training porpoises.”

Just bought my first house but every month the mortgage leaves me in the red. It’s a period property.