My girlfriend wanted me t …
My girlfriend wanted me to buy her a Siamese cat. My mate told me that they are really expensive, So I’ve bought 2 normal cats and glued their heads together.
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I think It’s great that there are groups on Facebook such as ‘1,000,000 United Against the BNP’, fighting against immoral views. Currently with 640,000 members and growing larger by the day. I think it’s even better that there are groups such as ‘I will name my Son Batman If this page gets to 500,000’ with […]
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northumbria police have today taken seafood off all station canteen menus and are advising all staff that they will only have a little fishy on a little dishy when the moat comes in.
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Why did the letter H kill himself? Because the G-had.
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What’s the difference between my wife and a dead baby? My wife hasn’t stopped crying.
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My wife was doing the laundry when she asked if i had any darks to go in the wash. So i called in Jemal from the cotton field.
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News Report: Sickipedia website crashes today as they run out of 10p’s for the meter.
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Most of my mates wear expensive cowboy trousers. They’re nice chaps.
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Sometimes I wonder. “Why is that frisbee getting bigger?” Then it hits me.
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BBC NATURE: “Flapping and running, researchers at the University of Montana say, may have been an important early step in the evolution of flight.” Good to see the Americans once again at the very cutting edge of scientific research.
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I lent my friend a glue stick the other day instead of a chapstick. She still isn’t talking to me.
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How do you make a Sharpe salad? With some Sean beans…
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My daughter asked me to make her a ballerina’s skirt. I didn’t have a clue where to start but then I put tu and tu together.
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9 months prior to our birthdays we should have a “celebrate dad bending mum over day”
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Ever noticed that all ghosts are White? Yeah, it looks like a good afterlife, doesn’t it.
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