A rugby player had a stroke, and when he woke up said that he felt no attraction to girls and promptly became a hairdresser. If only the England Rugby Team had a stroke before the World Cup. They may have woken up as rugby players
Continue ReadingWhen you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.
Continue ReadingI walked past the local newsagents last night and it was closed. Yet again there was a sign in the window saying, ‘Looking For Staff’ I thought to myself, “It’s been 3 weeks now, give up and buy a new dog.”
Continue ReadingI went into my local T-Mobile shop the other day…… I didnt get any service
Continue ReadingIf I had the chance, I would spend my life’s savings on a Jaguar E-Type in a heartbeat, but apparently they “cost a lot more than 2.43”.
Continue ReadingI hated being a careers officer in Africa and having to ask… “So, what do you want to be IF you grow up?”
Continue ReadingA blonde woman was talking to her friend about a first aid course she’d attended. She said, “It was a good thing I went on that course, I was coming down the street yesterday when I saw a big crash. I looked round and this bloke had been knocked down by a taxi. He was […]
Continue ReadingIt took me 180 minutes to kill my geometry teacher They charged me with third degree murder.
Continue Reading2 apples on a date, she hoped it’d be romantic, he just wanted to be in cider…
Continue ReadingAfter chopping off my taller rivals feet in a revenge attack, we’re now level.
Continue ReadingWent to the planetarium with my family this afternoon. Imagine my wife’s surprise when she discovered she’s not the centre of the universe!
Continue ReadingI might study something at a university that someone once told me about. There is a degree of ambiguity there.
Continue ReadingMy favourite Acronym is still TBC.
Continue ReadingI’ve never called my wife a Dog. I wouldn’t want to Diss a Pointer.
Continue ReadingI’ve just taken a quick nibble at my juicy Granny Smith. I think I’ll reward myself with an apple.
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