A blonde woman was talking to her friend about a first aid course she’d attended. She said, “It was a good thing I went on that course, I was coming down the street yesterday when I saw a big crash. I looked round and this bloke had been knocked down by a taxi. He was covered in blood, looked to have a broken arm and a compound fracture of the leg. I then remembered what I’d learnt on the first aid course. So I bent over and put my head between my legs to stop myself from fainting.”